35+ Funny Football Winning Quotes. The 8 best funny valentine pictures. Great players and fans score some winning jokes. The key to winning is poise under stress. Enjoy some inspirational 'life quote' motivation, both serious and funny. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. When you win, say nothing. (perfect for about any football photo with a few players or more.) 80.) the last draft pick. Paul bear bryant football quotes (shot of tailgate spread with bowls of potato chips, nacho chips, and crackers). 81.) our bowl game is hot.